...Ya jus' gotta go to war in the unnerwear ya got on.
--Dolly
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Guy S writes...
The best advice is to not give in to the temptation in the first place ... but I used to never follow that advice in my youth, and doubt most others will either. Sooooo, the mega B vitamin sounds like a great solution/remedy.
I seem to recall lime popsicles did the trick for me. My dad, on the other hand, freely offered his "patented remedy" one (too early) Sunday morning ... a nice cold glass of buttermilk! I damn near lost what little breakfast I had just forced down. Mom blanched, dad chuckled. I made a hasty exit from the house to the nearest convenience store, and got my popsicles.
Now,that's in FL. So since you're in OH, and Guy is in IL, and Og is in IN, "watcha talkin' about Pas?"
See, thanks to the Zero's hood, er, Ray La Hood, is Chicago-waying YOUR states to shit can your rights too.
So take those B-vitas and drink up -- this may be your last year without BigBro sticking a needle in your arm whether or not you've been drinking.
Posted by pascal fervor on 12/31/10
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Mark Philip Alger writes...
They stop me, they'd damned well better have probable cause, or I'll sue 'em out of existence. I'll make a quixotic life's quest to bring the entire polity down around their ears.
Problem with these damned overreaches is that nobody's willing to go to the mat with the bastards.
But I'm never out on the road when they're doing that shit anyway.
M
Posted by Mark Philip Alger on 12/31/10
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Weetabix writes...
Also remember lots of water before, during, and after.
Tonight is New Year's Eve, the night when many amateur drunks are tempted -- and give in to the temptation -- to tie one on. To tie several on.
And the price, generally accepted, is a mouth full of rabbit fur, mouse turds, and sand, and a head as big as all outdoors and as delicate as a paper orchid. Or an orchid sculpted from an eggshell, maybe.
I am here to tell you it doesn't need to be so.
In the novel Oath of Fealty Larry Niven describes a character (Tony Rand) taking a dose of a B vitamin in anticipation of a hangover. (Yes, Pournelle also authored this novel, but Niven wrote on this topic elsewhere, so I'm on pretty firm ground attributing this contribution to him here.) Rand muses that he's amazed that more people don't know about this.
It's simple, really. B vitamins support liver health. It's your liver that filters all the crap out of your bloodstream from adult beverages, the same crap that contributes to your hangover. You boost liver function by taking vitamin B -- eh viola! -- no hangover.
Here's the what. Get a bottle of a B-100 formula. They have it at Kroger, Walgreen, CVS -- anywhere they sell vitamins. I'm not sure if it's niacin or folic acid or what that actually does the deed, so the complex is the sure shot. Take enough so you pee yellow. Usually, one dose (mine shows 6667% of the RDA of Thiamin) will keep you for 12 hours or so. Do that right before you go drinking. When you get home, before you go to bed, take another dose. Five grains of acetylsalicilic acid (ASA: aspirin) wouldn't hurt, either. Just stay away from stuff produced by those war criminals at I.G. Farben a.k.a. Bayer.
If you feel the least bit queasy in the morning, take another dose of B. Your favorite caffeinated beverage wouldn't hurt, either. The vasodilator effect lowers your blood pressure, which can help with headaches.
And that's your New Year's drinking tip. I have done this for decades and never get hangovers, except when I forget.
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All helicopters are black after midnight.
Yes, a broken clock is right twice a day, but it is still broken.
No, I don't want to live forever, but neither do I want to spend the rest of my life dying.
Screw feminism; celebrate your babe-ness.
If you've got 'em, flaunt 'em. And, Baby, I got 'em.
Get some on ya. More usually does the trick.
Yeah, I'm anti-war. Trouble is, the enemy isn't. So, what're ya gonna do? Bleed on 'em?
You look to me like somebody who actually believes that there's no such thing as a stupid question.
"Life's too short to box with stupid liberals. Trouble is: there ain't any smart ones."
Okay. Here's how this works: If all you got's a hammer, pretty soon, every problem starts to look like a nail. Folla? 'N' if all you've got is government, pretty soon every solution starts to look like oppression.
Beauty may be only skin-deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
You may not be able to impose democracy on a country, but you sure as hell can impose socialism. Stop it!
Damned right I'm an enemy of the state. Aren't you? Why the hell not?
Just so's y' know: I didn't pick the fight.
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I don't PLAN on fightin' in a leather bikini with my midriff exposed and my boobs half hangin' out. It's just... sometimes a fight comes at you without giving you a chance to get all armored up. 'N' ya jus' gotta go to war in the unnerwear ya got on.
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"Individual liberty; Individual Responsibility." --Russell Means
"When you want to blather away into the ether, collecting the accolades and shunning the negative response, you're not advocating for speech to be free -- you're advocating for talk to be cheap." --Jane Galt
"A leftist idea can be recognized by three earmarks, It will be: 1)Founded in ignorance, 2) Focussed on irrelevance, 3) Engaged in wishful thinking. --Mark Alger
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The Jews in the Attic Test
I looked at all laws that restricted freedom with a view to the impact it would have in a worst case scenario of our government run amok. Will this law make it difficult or impossible to protect innocent life from a government intent on their imprisonment or death? ...I told them I called this test my "Jews In The Attic Test". Furthermore I told them that if it fails this test no further discussion is really needed, the law must be opposed in the most vigorous manner possible.
--Joe Huffman
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"Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice; moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." -- Barry Goldwater
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"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -- Thomas Jefferson
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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government... -- Thomas Jefferson, 1776
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At the core of modern liberalism is the spoiled child -- miserable, as all
spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and
useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats. --P.J. O'Rourke
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[W]e're not facing a set of grievances that can be soothed and addressed. We're facing a radical ideology with unalterable objectives: to enslave whole nations and intimidate the world. No act of ours invited the rage of the killers, and no concession, bribe or act of appeasement would change or limit their plans for murder.
On the contrary, they target nations whose behavior they believe they can change through violence. Against such an enemy there is only one effective response: We will never back down, never give in and never accept anything less than complete victory.
--President George W. Bush
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THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. --Thomas Paine
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"How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of." ----Texas State Rep. Suzanna Gratia-Hupp
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One bleeding-heart type asked me in a recent interview if I did not agree that "violence begets violence." I told him that it is my earnest endeavor to see that it does. I would like very much to ensure -- and in some cases I have -- that any man who offers violence to his fellow citizen begets a whole lot more in return than he can enjoy. --Jeff Cooper
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The only sure way to get the money out of politics is to get the power out of government. --Mark Alger
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When Obama says he wants to "spread the wealth," you can be sure it's your wealth he's talking about, not his.
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Carry your gun - it's a lighter burden than regret. --Breda
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Only fools speak of "climate change" as though it were something remarkable or frightening. Climate is change.
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To all the hogs at the trough in DC: You don't get to waive my rights.
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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. --George Orwell
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It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, "Peace, Peace!" -- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! --Patrick Henry
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Compromise, hell! That's what has happened to us all down the line - and that's the very cause of our woes. If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time? --Jesse Helms
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