THIS SHIT UP the 23-year-old “woman,” convicted of — you are not dreaming this — beating an alpaca to death has asked special dispensation so that she can care for her daughter while hubby is deployed to Iraq.
23-year-old-woman, charged along with two teenagers, of stealing and beating to death an alpaca.
Just the statement of the crime screams “UNBALANCED” at you, dunnit? And this woman wants to be let off her sentence so she can take care of her daughter?
Who in hell licensed the damn’ attorney who went along with this crime?
And then. AND THEN… What in hell is she gonna say to the kid. <rushcrumbcrunchervoice>“Mommy? What’s a alpaca?”</rushcrumbcrunchervoice>