Time Change

PEOPLE TALK ABOUT VARIOUS compromises to get rid of the ridiculous twice-annual ritual of Time Change. Spring forward a half-hour and leave it there; switch to Greenwich Mean Time worldwide; go to standard time year round.

Here’s mine.

In the winter, I’ll be on Standard Time full time. In the summer, I’ll be on Standard Time in the morning and, starting at Noon, switch over to Daylight Savings Time.

Do the math.

Oh, and by the way, I go to lunch at One O’Clock.

One response to “Time Change

  1. I’m completely on board with this. Now are we two. We must find more…