This Needs to be Affirmed Daily

LIKE THE RECITING of the Pledge of Allegiance or something.

Charles “Chuck You” Schumer, Demonrat Senator from New York, is a khazer, a putz, a schmuck, a schlemiel, a schnorrer, a goniff, a schlub, a putznosher, ein schtuck drek … und schtup ihn.

And the horse he rode in on.

Exactly, Dolly.