The Big O Says

AT A TIME WHEN you’re struggling to pay your bills and…” I wish I could say, “Stop right there.” ‘Cause he goes on to utter some pretty basic inanities about “The least we can do…” Which is actually, come to think of it, a lot more than just inane, it’s downright fucking STUPID! The LEAST they (the government) can do is get the hell off our backs!

Jeeze! At a time when I have to make budgetary choices between buying medicines and paying taxes, I’m really fucking boo-hoo-hoo over the probability that “non-essential” government employees (why do they even exist?) might get a vacation day or six.

Shut it down. Shut it all down. Defund it, send ’em home, tell ’em to get a real job. Start at the top.

You know, when a private business is in trouble, the owners and the executives take a cut in pay. The owners of the patch factory haven’t taken a salary in I’m afraid to ask how long. That’s what you do. What’s Obama done? Bought one less head of arugula at the Whole Foods? Gimme a fucking break.

You know, it’s probably a good thing these schmucks have all these battalions of flack and flappers around them to tell them lies about how pretty they are. If — God forbid — any one of them ever heard a dose of unbuffered truth, they’d shit themselves from the damage to their self-esteem.

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