Quote. Of. The. Year.

FROM VANDERLEUN (Here.)

Setting up a new computer is like getting ready to French Kiss an elephant; you know it will be a new experience, but you know it won’t taste like veal cordon blue.

I LOLed. I ROFLed. I peed my pants. (No, not really.)

Yeah, that is good. Right up there with your line, “Sharing a personal computer is like sharing a toothbrush.”

Aw! See? Now you’ve gone and ruined the impact!

Well exsqueeze the fuck outta me!