FROM VANDERLEUN (Here.)
Setting up a new computer is like getting ready to French Kiss an elephant; you know it will be a new experience, but you know it won’t taste like veal cordon blue.
I LOLed. I ROFLed. I peed my pants. (No, not really.)
Yeah, that is good. Right up there with your line, “Sharing a personal computer is like sharing a toothbrush.”
Aw! See? Now you’ve gone and ruined the impact!
Well exsqueeze the fuck outta me!