PWND!

OBL IS DEAD! Coon’t ‘ha’ happened t’ a nicer guy.

Please to inform da Doll of where he’s gonna be buried, so I can do the Snoopy Happy Dance on his grave.

An’ to the asshole who said Americans don’t gloat, da Doll has four words for you! IN. YOUR. FACE!

BITCH!

A little Buffy reference for ya, there.

Oh! And: what to do with the body? Easy. Poke out the eyes, cut off the hands, bury it swaddled in pig skin with the deceased’s favorate Koran in on its chest. Let pigs shit on the grave.

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