READS DR. SEUSS’S Green Eggs and Ham to a crowd of children, apparently unaware that allegory is still an accepted form of satire.
WHAT!? (She said, with a sinking feeling she suspects the answer already.)
Attend me, now, Dolly.
::AHEM::
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them
here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
But, says Barack Sam-I-am Obama, you will eat them, like or not.
Now ya get it?
Gee. How could I be any less surprised?
Baby Troll
