Our Irony Challenged President

READS DR. SEUSS’S Green Eggs and Ham to a crowd of children, apparently unaware that allegory is still an accepted form of satire.

WHAT!? (She said, with a sinking feeling she suspects the answer already.)

Attend me, now, Dolly.

::AHEM::

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them
here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

But, says Barack Sam-I-am Obama, you will eat them, like or not.

Now ya get it?

Gee. How could I be any less surprised?

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