TODAY WAS THE Watermelon Left’s high holy day — Erff Day. Happy birthday, also, to Patron Saint of Socialist subversion, V.I. Lenin. Rest in pieces.
Don’t give me any of that. I was green before green was cool. And I’m telling you, those watermelons (green skin-deep, red right down to the core) aren’t about conservation of nature or resources. They’re about social control — raw, naked, power over you and your life.
Do not bullshit yourself about this. You know I’m right.