AVEC HIS l’iPhone. It keeps autodialing someone. His boss?
Which reminds me of a good one on me. When I was new to cell phones and hadn’t yet learned to ALWAYS (always-always) lock the keys, I pocket-dialed Toni. Who, it turned out, was on the phone with Number One Daughter, or somebody, so the pocket dial went to voicemail — me all unawares. And Toni later got an hour-long message of me, trucking around Kroger or Sam’s or someplace similarly mercantile in nature.