Minoan Tits

minoan_titsIN RESPONSE TO READER INPUT (Hey! One reader putting in is still reader input!), we want to explore the health benefits of looking at boobs. And, being the kind of site we are, we want there to be a political component.

So, you know those murals that they found in the ruins of the palace at Knossos — the presumed capital of the Minoan civilization, which is believed to have been destroyed by a tsunami generated in the same volcanic eruption which created the caldera harbor at the Greek isle, Santorini? And, if you’re familiar with the murals, you will no doubt remember that a notable feature of the women’s styles back then appears to have been that the women wore dresses that bared their breasts.

Funny how all the women in the murals have nice tits.

Yeah. Funny about that. Makes you wonder just who was painting the murals.

So. Anyway. In honor of the recent announcement made in New York, recently, by the NYPD in New York, we want to propose a new term of art — a descriptive term, describing those tatas that, in locations where they allow women to go topless, you KNOW would be street legal: Minoan Tits.

Woo-hoo! Go Topless Day is EVERY day!

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