Gabrielle F. Dolly (Callsign: Baby Troll)
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If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you weren't a racist, do the world a favor: vote for somebody else in 2012 and prove you're not a moron.

GABRIELLE F. DOLLY
(Callsign: Baby Troll)

Mark Philip Alger (author)

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Sometimes...

...Ya jus' gotta go to war in the unnerwear ya got on.

--Dolly

The Cloud Observatory
Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Observation 29 (New Series)...

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Now ... Isn’t THAT Interesting...

NOTICED IN PASSING in an article on a recent copyright case in the Supreme Court.

Justice Elena Kagan did not take part in the case because she worked on it while serving in the Justice Department.

The case is Golan v. Holder, 10-545.

Is this a precedent on recusal that may apply in another case we're anticipating?

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Public Notice to Mr. Simon Leathers...

OF THE ASHFORD/ST. PETERS HOSPITALS of the UK National Health Service:

Dear Mr. Leathers;

This is my second notice to you. (First notice attached.) Your site for the Ashford/St. Peters hospitals of the NHS is in violation of my copyright in the URL of...

http://ashfordstpeters.org.uk/cgi-bin/parser.pl/0005/www.babytrollblog.com

This page not only mirrors and/or reproduces my original copyrighted material, it continues to do so subsequent to and despite my earlier notice. My previous notice to you was dated the sixth of this month, and there is content on the above-linked page from today (January 21, 2012). This is egregious and must cease immediately. If my material and links to my site are not removed from your server by end of business UK time Monday, January 23, I will be forced to file suit against you personally and against the hospitals in UK courts. As I am sure you must be aware, given the notices posted on your site concerning your compliance with internationally-accepted standards and best practices of Web site construction and operation, you will lose.

I trust you shall find this notice sufficient motivator to make the corrections on your site immediately.

You may notice also that I have posted this message directly on my site, in case you might miss this email, so you'll see it in my pirated content.

Most sincerely,

Mark Philip Alger

Update: I have heard from the head of IT governance for the hospitals and they have corrected the matter. Kudos and thanks go to Mr. Andrew Fitzgerald for his quick action. (Bumped.)

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The Cloud Observatory
Monday, January 23, 2012

Observation 28 (New Series)...

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Monday, January 23, 2012

Category Error...

PEOPLE MISTAKENLY THINK of a job as an object in and of itself, when it is really a convergence of factors and circumstances. An employer needs a task performed. You present yourself as willing to work for the wage offered, qualified to perform the task, and available. If the employer finds you suitable, he hires you. You are employed. You do not have a job because a job, like so many of the logical fallacies embraced by collectivists, is an economic fiction which does not exist in the real world. It may be a convenient token for the circumstances and conditions of employment. But to think of the token as the whole thing is to miss the point of the metonymy. And then you end up with idiocies being blathered about such as "jobs being sent oveseas." No such thing.

Think about that as you read the whole thing.

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Monday, January 23, 2012

The Degree to Which...

A COMMENTATOR PRESSES the notion that Mr. Newt is unelectable is the degree to which that person is out of touch with the zeitgeist of the American mainstream.

Yeah, well... You thought McCain was gonna win, too. Still owe Rummel a beer over that, if I recall correctly.

Yes. But. That was wishful thinking based on my intoxication with Sarah Palin.

You keep telling yourself that.

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Monday, January 23, 2012

Pounding It Home Again...

THE WHOLE "YOU NEED the Center" meme is a crock. Not because you don't need a spread spectrum of all of the American people to win. You do. But you need to properly identify the center. And that is far, far to the right of where the Washington establishment and the legacy partisan press try to put it.

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The Cloud Observatory
Sunday, January 22, 2012

Observation 27 (New Series)...

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

Broke 60K...

I BROKE THROUGH 60,000 words on It's Dolly's Birthday. That's a notional 80% complete. Of course, I'm beginning to have the suspicion that I'm going to overshoot the 75,000-word mark. We'll probably go closer to 95,000 words, it looks like now. But, still, it's a significant milestone.

Also made the acquaintance of a professional freelance editor. Over the coming weeks, we'll be seeing whether we can work together. He comes highly recommended via a trusted source, but still... And even if it is a perfect match, there's the matter of paying his fees. Which, while eminently reasonable as such things go, are presently out of my reach.

Which brings me to the point of hinting that, if you would like to help, you can hit my tip jar by clicking on the Donate button at right. That connects to PayPal, with all the benefits, protections, and so-forth that you've come to expect from that fine organization.

Meantime, thanks for your patience. I see you're joining up in droves. I want to thank you for that. But you could comment once in awhile, you know. ::grin::

Yeah, right. Make more work for me.

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

About Newt...

PEOPLE WITH AGENDAE hostile to the agenda of the Tea Party movement -- limited government, low taxes, and free markets, as the route to maximum freedom and prosperity for the greatest number of Americans, seem to think that, because the Tea Party is founded in simple, clear ideological stances, its members must be naive simpletons, incapable of realpolitik calculations, and of using and manipulating people to their own ends.

Someday those people may learn the truth of their folly. Pray that day comes later than sooner.

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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Ann Coulter Retweets...

NORM McDONALD ...

In the Captain's defense "Women and children first" is highly sexist and ageist.

...which strikes me as an excellent reason to re-visit the whole politically correct notion and all those ~isms the Left is so fond of using as bludgeons.

And by "revisit" (another leftist shibboleth), I'm using "code words" (ibid) for "get rid of."

Which makes me a reactionary stick-in-the-mud, but I prefer to think of myself as a true progressive. That is: being in favor of progress.

As opposed to the Bizarro World definition of "Progressive" as being a reactionary feudalist.

Well... They don't define it that way...

No, true. They don't say that's what they mean. They don't even think that when they say it. But that's what happens when the concept is applied. Instead of progress, you have retrograde motion. In a word -- congress.

::wobbita::

Well, that's what they say -- if con is the opposite of pro, then what's the opposite of progress? Of course, it's witless. But -- hey! -- you're talking people who pretend offense at homonyms, so... Consider the source.

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Friday, January 20, 2012

No, Glenn, I Disagree...

INSTY POSTS here:

Time for New York to catch up with the rest of the country and adopt sensible gun laws that do not punish innocent people for nonviolent acts.

No, Glenn. I must demur. It's time -- long past time, in fact -- for the legislators and executives (and even some police officers) of New York to be brought up on charges and tried for treason and civil rights violations. And the beatings will continue until their behavior improves.

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Friday, January 20, 2012

It’s Really Amazing...

TO LISTEN TO THE CONTRAST in coverage of Newt Gingrich's performance in debates between Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh.

Just noticing 's all.

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Friday, January 20, 2012

Dear Mr. Newt...

THE CONSTITUTIONAL issue isn't whether you --or Obama -- would abuse a privilege or authority. The issue is that Congress is forbidden to act in the matter. So you have 535 elected officials foresworn of their oaths of office. Why should they not be impeached and tried for treason?

Huh? 'Splain that.

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Friday, January 20, 2012

When Will People Realize...

THAT CALLING AN ORGANIZATION or facility -- whatever -- anything starting with "Center for the..." is tantamount to painting it red and decorating it with yellow hammers and sickles? It labels your org as a communist front.

It's as politically and tonedeaf as calling a national defense organization "Homeland Security." Might as well call it "State Security Apparat."

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Friday, January 20, 2012

If You’re An Indie Author...

AND ARE THINKING ABOUT publishing on Apple iBooks...

Don't.

Here's why.

(Hat tip: Holly Lisle.)

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The Cloud Observatory
Thursday, January 19, 2012

Observation 26 (New Series)...

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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Snow Day...

NOT THAT WE'LL BE off school, or anything, or even that there'll be much accumulation, (though in a city where half the streets have a 50% grade or better, it doesn't take much slick stuff to screw with traffic), just that it's supposed to snow most of the day. Fun to watch.

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The Cloud Observatory
Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Observation 25 (New Series)...

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Spotted at Random...

NOT QUITE SURE where or who: (If it's yours, claim it. We'll credit you.)

Facebook: "I know everybody!"
Google: "I know everything!"
Internet: "Without me, you're all nothing!"
Electricity: "Keep talking, bitches."

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Post Apocalypto...

POINT ONE: You won't survive it.

Glenn Beck has been on a prepper tear for the past however many years. He's talking about what you have to do to survive the collapse of civilization.

Here's a pro tip for you -- from somebody who's been thinking about the post-apocalypse for half a century:

You won't survive it.

It doesn't matter how well you think you've prepared: how much ammunition you've lain in; how many crops you have un-modified seeds for; how much gold specie you've bought and buried in Mason jars in your back yard; how far from your neighbors your house is; how independent your water supply.

You. Aren't. Prepared.

You can't prepare for this. And I see trying to prepare for it as a species of betrayal. The only way YOU will survive, the only way your family will survive, the only way your nation, your species will survive is for CIVILIZATION to survive.

Don't. Give. Up. Quit digging your private cave. Do your part to preserve Civilization.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Not Only is the Answer “Yes”...

IT OUGHT TO BE, well... HELL yes!

You can't get a much-clearer statement of Original Intent than, "We consider these truths to be self-evident..."

So the question, "Does the Ninth Amendment protect economic liberty?" borders on stupid.

The answer is, "It's supposed to." But these days, the statists in and out of government trample on the Constitution like it was a doormat and it was raining out.

What's next when you can't rely on the government to obey the law?

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

SOPA/PIPA...

SO WE THE LITTLE people won this round. Ever fear; they'll be back. Keep your powder dry. Keep an especial eye on those freedom-of associations such as MPAA and RIAA which can oh-so-easily turn into criminal conspiracies against civil rights. It is unfortunate that this is an acutal legitimate function of government, or I'd be calling for the banning of copyright and patent. However, I do firmly believe that both should inhere only to the individuals who create original works, and that ownership rights should pass to corporate entities of any stripe with only stringent limitations on their exercise by those entities.

No, I don't have a list ready to hand, so don't ask. Just... There need to be limits. Here's one -- subject to modification and extension -- the ownership of Mickey Mouse should go to Ub Iwerks and Walt Disney, and NOT the Disney corporation. The exercise of those ownership rights, if passed to the corporation, should expire just as though they had been personally retained by Mickey's actual creators.

On the other hand, I would question anyone's attempts to use Mickey in a work and then claim copyright. If you directly use a public domain work in your work, that work cannot be considered original, and is therefore not copyrightable. Take that, samplers!

But, back to the original subject. We need to kill this and make sure it doesn't come back zombie-like in some omnibus defense appropriations nightmare. I have no idea how, except just avalanching the legislators with letters, phone calls, and emails any time they try and voting out of office the miscreants of EITHER party who bring it up.

Of course, there's a long list of things we should do that on, and the criminals keep getting away with it -- witness the fact that Chuck Schumer is still alive, let alone holding down a Senate seat.

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The Cloud Observatory
Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Observation 24 (New Series)...

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Leaning…...

WARTS AND ALL

If the name of the game is "Anybody But Obama" (ABO), and Obama loses in a landslide to a generic Republican...

You can't get much more generic than Mitt Romney.

Hoo-hoo-hoo.

Well...?

And a syphlitic camel is preferable to Obama...

You're not!

No. I'm not. But we've been bitching for decades that we wanted candidates and officeholders to stand up and speak truth to abused power. Here's Newt doing it -- on however limited a basis. Don't we owe at least some support? Not saying I'll still feel this way on Super Tuesday. But, for the moment...

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Hey, Lamar Smith!...

(R-HOLLYWOOD) I do my own stunts.

Well... Looks more like you do somebody else's.

Nah. No stand-in for the star in this movie. Just somebody else's script.

Also stunting:

Wikipedia

Day by Day

XKCD

And many, many more. And yet, Insty reports that Lamar Smith is pressing ahead with the bill. As Glenn says, Smith must be an honest politician -- when he's bought, he stays bought.

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The Cloud Observatory
Monday, January 16, 2012

Observation 23 (New Series)...

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Monday, January 16, 2012

About Romney...

RUSH'S CALLER JOANNE from Texas, (in the second hour Monday), missed on one point -- one I consider essential. The reason conservative voters don't trust Romney is that he appears to have no principles. Every position he takes seems to have been come by because it might sell well, not because it's what he really believes. Experience tells us people like that are squishes. And when the shit hits the fan, they have a tendency to compress where pressured like a water balloon or a tube of toothpaste.

And then there's Newt, who appears to have principles, but the wrong ones.

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The Cloud Observatory
Sunday, January 15, 2012

Observation 22 (New Series)...

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Quote of the Day...

Ultimately, I move closer to the opinion that people on the Left are not playing with a full deck.

--Smitty at The Other McCain

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Moral Poseurs...

DANS LE PISSOIR. Heh. Vraiment!

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Sunday, January 15, 2012

If I Were Supreme Judge...

OF THE BEHAVIOR OF the government under the Constitution, there would be a whole lot of unhappy politicians. I'd be "Bailiff! Whack his pee-pee!"* Left and Right.

About the whole recess appointment power grab. The Constitution says, in relevant part:

"The President shall have power to fill up all vacancies that may happen during the recess of the Senate, by granting commissions which shall expire at the end of the next session."

Please take note of the phrase "that may happen". You gonna tell me that the post now allegedly filled by (former Ohio Attorney General) Richard Cordray just happened to come vacant in the three days you claim the Senate was in recess, (when, in fact, and by law, it could not have been)? Just happened to come vacant just right then.

'Cause that's what the Constitution says has to happen. That's the only exception to the "advice and consent" thing.

*Pop culture reference fer ya, there.

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Saturday, January 14, 2012

That’s Not a Car...

THAT'S a fetish.

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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Talk About Your Knee-Jerk Reactions...

SAW AN AD AT INSTY'S (funny how all those Left orgs aren't too proud to support an opposition site if it has a lot of eyeballs). The ad asks you to sign a petition. Dunno the subject. It's not relevant to my point. The ad said this is an initiative of Senator Sherrod Brown (D-OH) -- my other Senator. The one who manages to do, support, espouse, and believe nearly the opposite of everything I'm for. So I'm wondering: where's the site to sign the petition opposing whatever it is Brown is selling?

I like the modesty of putting your own face on a postage stamp.

When have you ever known a politician bereft of hubris? Just running for office ought to beg the wrath of the gods.

There is that.

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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Tough Getting By...

IN THIS ECONOMY, innit? Of course, you do realize that the reason the economy is in the state it is is because of control freaks in the government -- they live to mess with your life ... because they can -- dicking with economic controls they shouldn't have their hands on or anywhere near, don't you?

In fact, it would be more accurate to say, "It's tough getting by with this government." Safe to say, if we had a different government, the economy COULD (at least) be better. The way things are right now, there's no chance.

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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Does Anybody Besides Me Think...

THAT WHEN (AND IF) they find those Marines who pissed on Taliban corpses that they ought to give them a medal and a parade?

(If they did it.)

And tell Hillary Clinton to get on her broomstick and fly away.

What if they didn't really do it, but only mimed doing it?

Sort of like the cover of Who's Next?

Yeah. Just like that.

Same thing: medal; parade.

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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Advice Not Just for Romney...

AS DA INSTANTER ONE advises in his post, but for every single, solitary Republican candidate and officeholder. And voter and constituent. Ask them: why haven't you been doing this all along? Why is not "job-killer government" as ubiquitous a phrase as "extreme right wing"? Make them defend their policies.

If anything is keeping Mr. Newt from sinking beneath the waves, it is that people who actually listen to him -- as opposed to reacting to media reports (when will they ever learn) -- deeply appreciate that here, at long last, is a politician who will speak the truth about government abuses of power and damn the consequences. To hell with "reaching across the aisle" with anything but a hard-swung cricket bat. Those people are traitors and wreckers and are deliberately trying to destroy America. Put them on the defensive.

Insty's correspondent uses a phrase that resonates -- "downright belligerent." I say, "Damned right!"

DAMNED RIGHT BELLIGERENT.

Sounds like a bumper sticker.

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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Just a Reminder...

AS BEFORE if you spam the comments, your comment will be deleted -- probably before anybody can read it. (We get fewer than 1,000 visits a day; it's really easy to police comments faster than new visitors arrive.) And now, we have further incentive. If you spam comments, your membership will be deleted and your IP address banned. And, since you won't be a member in good standing, you won't receive the free copy of It's Dolly's Birthday that will go to every member in good standing when we publish. So behave yourselves.

That doesn't mean the rest of you shouldn't dive in and get a little chatter going on out there. Consider this an open thread.

Hey! Battah, Battah, Battah, Battah, Battah, Battah, suh-WING!

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Wrong Center...

IT SEEMS TO ME that the relentless calls from Left and Right for candidates (and, by extension, voters) must move to "the center" engages in a species of category error in that it mis-identifies the center. In order to find the center of American politics, one must start from the grand concept of our founding -- embodied in the Constitution. Liberty. Individual rights and responsibilities. This is the center. And, it seems to me, that BOTH parties are flung out far to the Left of this, and that, therefor, constantly trying to find a chimerical "center" between the two misses the point. Nor are "moderates" or "independents" seeking a political solution in that mythical region between the two poles. They are objecting to the whole concept of there BEING a solution to be found there.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Chuckle of the Day...

I prefer Ru Paul.

--Toni Alger (reacting to
election news)

Can you tell Mama is apolitical?

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Oh, Holy Crap...

VODKAPUNDIT is ten years old. I just woke up and realized, "HFS! It's 2012!" I'll have been blogging ten years come some day in April (24th, I think.) Of course, Stephen has a lot more to show for it than I do. That liver! Thanks for the mentions along the way.

Oh. Right. It says so up there on the right. April 21, 2002.

Yes, we're going to a party, party. Yes, we're going to a party, party. BIRTH-day... Git-tar!

I think at that point in the song, it's actually piano. ::sings:: I would like you do dance - BIRTHday. Take a cha-cha-cha-chance!

WHAT. EV-errrr.

But with piano. That Blüthner concert grand.

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Yes, a broken clock is right twice a day, but it is still broken.

No, I don't want to live forever, but neither do I want to spend the rest of my life dying.

Screw feminism; celebrate your babe-ness.

If you've got 'em, flaunt 'em. And, Baby, I got 'em.

Get some on ya. More usually does the trick.

Yeah, I'm anti-war. Trouble is, the enemy isn't. So, what're ya gonna do? Bleed on 'em?

You look to me like somebody who actually believes that there's no such thing as a stupid question.

"Life's too short to box with stupid liberals. Trouble is: there ain't any smart ones."

Okay. Here's how this works: If all you got's a hammer, pretty soon, every problem starts to look like a nail. Folla? 'N' if all you've got is government, pretty soon every solution starts to look like oppression.

Beauty may be only skin-deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

You may not be able to impose democracy on a country, but you sure as hell can impose socialism. Stop it!

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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government...
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At the core of modern liberalism is the spoiled child -- miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
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[W]e're not facing a set of grievances that can be soothed and addressed. We're facing a radical ideology with unalterable objectives: to enslave whole nations and intimidate the world. No act of ours invited the rage of the killers, and no concession, bribe or act of appeasement would change or limit their plans for murder.

On the contrary, they target nations whose behavior they believe they can change through violence. Against such an enemy there is only one effective response: We will never back down, never give in and never accept anything less than complete victory.
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THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman.
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"How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of."
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One bleeding-heart type asked me in a recent interview if I did not agree that "violence begets violence." I told him that it is my earnest endeavor to see that it does. I would like very much to ensure -- and in some cases I have -- that any man who offers violence to his fellow citizen begets a whole lot more in return than he can enjoy.
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The only sure way to get the money out of politics is to get the power out of government.
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When Obama says he wants to "spread the wealth," you can be sure it's your wealth he's talking about, not his.

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Carry your gun - it's a lighter burden than regret.
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Only fools speak of "climate change" as though it were something remarkable or frightening. Climate is change.

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To all the hogs at the trough in DC: You don't get to waive my rights.

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, "Peace, Peace!" -- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
--Patrick Henry

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Compromise, hell! That's what has happened to us all down the line - and that's the very cause of our woes. If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
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