Gabrielle F. Dolly (Callsign: Baby Troll)
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If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you weren't a racist, do the world a favor: vote for somebody else in 2012 and prove you're not a moron.

GABRIELLE F. DOLLY
(Callsign: Baby Troll)

Mark Philip Alger (author)

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Sometimes...

...Ya jus' gotta go to war in the unnerwear ya got on.

--Dolly

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Here’s a Pair of Prize Idiots...

THE ONE WONDERING WHETHER the Can't Keep It In Their Pants crew from the Secret Service might have been less inclined to truck with prostitutes (or get into an argument over payment, maybe?) if there'd been women on the detail. And then the other going on to muse that, on account of the incident with the working girls down Cartahena way, "we" (you and that mouse turd in your pocket, Congresswoman?) should "diversify" the SS -- more women, more minorities.

Idiots in question being noted RINO Senator Susan Collins and Rep. Carolyn Maloney of (Name-that-Party) New York.

First, what the FUCK does a person's sex, religion, ethnicity, or national origin have to do with his or her propensity to engage in risky sexual activity? And isn't it rather bigoted of you to assume that, just because she's a woman, any given female Secret Service agent might be a dryball buzzkill? Kinda sexist, there, innit, Senator?

And, for icing on the cake, this stupidity is reported with a rather bovine expression (i.e., a straight face) by the usual crew of idiots at CNN.

But, hey. You gotta take your opportunities to mock the self-handicapping anywhere you get them.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

My “One Question” for the Industrial...

RENT-SEEKERS on the subject of copyright is: When did Disney's Nine Old Men (or their estates) receive royalty payments for all those classic cartoons?

Until they do -- and the Chuck Joneses and the Tex Averies of the industry do as well, all the sound and fury you guys are raising in supposed aid of "protecting intellectual property" is so much persiflage and, yes, rent-seeking.

I would like to see a discussion around the question: should copyright ever vest in corporations?

Until then, you guys are only getting what you deserve. Come back and see me when you are serious about protecting the creators of intellectual property, instead of the patrons of those creators.

And, before you say the accounting would be an unreasonable burden, let me point out that Amazon does it just fine.

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Monday, April 23, 2012

Piling On...

'CAUSE YOU KNOW when a topic in the 'Sphere hits Instapundit, the next stop is the legacy media, and then it's over.

But still, we need to work on this and keep on working: there is no reasonable oposition to voter ID laws. None. The whole disenfranchisement argument is one straw man after another from beginning to end. The ONLY purpose -- Oh, En, Ell, Why -- to the Left's drive on this electoral fraud. You cannot have good faith intent, you cannot be but bent on mischief in opposing voter ID laws. Period. End of discussion.

That it was Stalin who said, "It doesn't matter who votes, but who counts the votes." does not reflect well on Democrats. And, to you myrmidons of the Left who think it doesn't matter that your political leaders are as corrupt as the day is long, how do you know they will ever advance any of the causes you believe in if they never tell you the truth, never deliver on campaign promises, and ascend to high offices through fraud, trickery, and deceit? Hmmm?

And, just to forestall you, the difference between your crooks and ours is that, when ours get caught with their hands in the cookie jar, we force them out of office. Yours: not so much.

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Sunday, April 22, 2012

New Header Logo...

AS MENTIONED IN the blogiversary announcement Saturday, I'm working on new site designs. And, while making drastic changes to the look of the site aren't on the menu -- at least not in the upcoming generation, in the process of finding tools to do the job and playing with them, I have messed around with some stuff.

With the idea in mind that there'll be more stuff messed with down the road.

One of my current bees in my bonnet is an attempt to get as much as possible of the graphics used in the site into a vector format (.svg -- scalable vector graphic). My reasoning has to do with speed and sprightliness of page loads, but also to do with the scalability of the .svg format and the rising ubiquity of ever-wider ranges of screen sizes, from phones to 25-inch monitors and beyond, and the need to ensure that all graphics look equally good on all screens. Vector graphics can do that, while bitmaps (JPEGs, GIFs, et al) can't.

In aid of all that, I have acquired a free program (Yes, Virginia, there IS an app for that.), called Inkscape. And I can recommend it for those in need of vector creation and editing who cannot afford a real DTP app such as CorelDRAW or Illustrator. By all means seek it out, download it, get familiar with it. If you do, I'd advise you to get it from CNET's Download dot com. I got a distro from Source Forge and MalwareBytes reported adware in the package. For what that's worth, which may or may not be much.

And I unlimbered the trusty Nuptial font and set the title of the blog in camel case -- BabyTrollBlog, all one word, with internal caps, please, it's a trademark -- and set about playing with it.

I got sidetracked messing with filters -- which may or may not all be supported by various render engines in the .svg format -- and, in the end, had to export the thing as a .png (Portable Network Graphic -- a bitmap format). Not optimum, but satisfactory for the moment.

In The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Heinlein describes a pedagogic technique wherein the teacher barely stays one lesson ahead of the student. I am in the un|enviable position of having to tutor a colleage at the Patch Factory in using Inkscape. She does not have access to all the whizbang I do, and Inkscape and GIMP and suchlike must be her tools, but she's going to be working on the Web site alongside us better-equipped designers, and it would be helpful if she could speak the lingo. So I get to play teacher. Toni can tell you how good I am at THAT. Actually, a lot of people can tell you.

And the header logo up there is my first attempt to do something with Inkscape. Staying one lesson ahead of the student. We'll see where that leads.

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Sunday, April 22, 2012

A Couple of Images at Random...

Earnie through the front window screen.

Irises (in our front yard) in a cold, April rain.

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ten Years Ago At This Hour...

DRUMMOND AND APHRODITE
The male lead in the Dolly stories is a man named Mitchell Drummond. He starts out as a variety of spy in the employ of Hephaestus, the Greek God of Fire and Industry. Events and his own nature and loyalties lead him to a relationship with Dolly--he becomes her significant other.Hephaestus's wife is, of course, Aphrodite--the Greek Goddess of Love, patroness of sailors, etc., etc., and so-forth.

In this fragment, which I cannot see ever using in an actual story, Drummond and Nana 'Dite bat around ideas of Creation.

“It occurs to me that I have been acquainted with you and your kind for a quarter of a century. As my kind reckon life experience, that’s along time. But for yours, that’s one fourth of--how many centuries, Aphrodite?”

“You used to call me Nana.”

“That was when I was a child. I’ve grown up in the last little while. Losing the love of your life will do that to a guy. I used to think you would answer to the Aspect we humans projected on you, that you really were the goddess of love. But you’re not, are you? You only use that as cover for something else altogether. It’s convenient to you, but not necessary. So why did you do it?”

“Because we couldn’t and you could. Because we could see the future and it locked us in. The oracle was power. Belief in the oracle gave us power. The price we paid for the power was the loss of our freedom. We couldn’t vary one iota from the oracular vision or we’d lose the power, and none of us — none of us who have survived, at any rate — was willing to throw the power away. It was our life, our being, our reason for existence. It was to us what Dolly is to you. There are stories — stories you might have heard — of some among us who could put it down. Walk away from it. They are all remembered in our secret legends, but we are the ones who endured. We are still alive while those who walked away from the power are dust, dead and gone aeons ago. But life is too tricky, too indeterminate. Life likes to take the chance encounter, to choose on the roll of the dice. We can’t do that, so life — the creation of life — is forever beyond us. But the idea … the dream of creating new life … it drives us on. It is the one thing we have not been able to do. And we think to hoodwink Fate and steal the secret from you. From mortal beings. From beings who have free will.”

“And that’s it? You did all of this because you wanted to do something that everybody thinks you can do anyway? You turned the whole world upside-down, arranged the affairs of humanity, the Trolls, all of Faerie, so you could — maybe — create life?”

“Don’t you? Isn’t that what all the songs say, ‘Love makes the world go ‘round.’? You don’t suppose the songwriters actually mean love, do you? No. Of course not. They mean sex. They mean life. They mean the rage that life has for itself. Sex is just DNA’s way of making more DNA. You and your kind turn the world upside down to — maybe — create life.”

“But don’t you get it? That’s the joke, and it’s on you. You can make life the same way we do. You do it all the time. Hell, you’re the result of sexual reproduction. Well, no, you’re not. You’re some kind of a mutation of a giant mollusk. But a lot of the gods are children of elder gods. And you have children. It can be done.”

“Oh, yes. We can reproduce, just as you do. But where’s the accomplishment in that? Our desire — our need — is to create from nothing a wholly original being.”

“But … what makes you think it can be done?”

“The fact that we can think of it. Dream of it. That makes us certain it can be done. That and the fact that it has been done. Else where did we come from?”

“So there has to be an uncaused prime cause somewhere, is that it?”

“How can you look at the stars and say that they just happened?”

“How can you be so certain they didn’t? Sounds to me like a failure of vision.”

“What caused the big bang?”

“Heat, pressure, a kid from another universe striking sparks with a cap pistol. Who the hell knows? How can anybody know?”

:: Mark Alger 8:41 PM

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ten Years Ago At This Hour...

A FRAGMENTARY THOUGHT
This is a bit of dialog between two characters. I have no idea which--if any--among my cast of dozens might voice these thoughts.

The line of conversation grows out of a frustration with the manifest evil that is Islamofascism. It seems as if people of putative good will around the world refuse to take on this evil and its avatars--men like Osama bin Laden and Yassir Arafat--for fear of... what? Appearing to be bigoted? Is it racist to call a spade a G**D***** shovel?

There seems to be a fear that action may stain one's soul. All killings are not necessarily murders, but who judges which are and which are not? God, of course, or some other manifestation of the the indifferent Universe. OK, so it may be a sin to take action. Is it more of a sin to stand by and do nothing, or to take action and--maybe--get your hands dirty in the process?

"Jesus died for the sins of the world, yet evil still walks the earth. How better to follow Christ's example than to take on one's self the sin of rooting evil out wherever it might be found? Who will take on the blasphemers of the Virtue Police in Arabia? Who will fight against the slavers in Africa? Who will stand with the widows forced into suttee in India? Who will witness for the millions of aborted baby girls in China?"

"Let you who are without sin cast the first stone."

"What a cop-out! Just because I'm imperfect, I'm not capable of seeing and judging evil, of taking up arms against it?"

Can't remember who it was, but some wise guy somewhere somewhen said, "All it takes for evil to win is for good men to do nothing." Or something like that. {sigh}

Somebody is bound to take me to task for not pointing out the sins of the West. Maybe the abysmal faithlessness of the United State government in dealing with American Indigenes. Perhaps the poor choices evidenced by America's treatment with dictators who are allies of convenience against perceived "greater enemies." I might go along with some of those, for myself. (Probably not many, though.) But the characters who would be speaking here are themselves Westerners and not given to self-flagelation. Otherwise, they wouldn't be having this argumentin the first place.

:: Mark Alger 8:24 PM

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ten Years Ago At This Hour...

STILL MESSING WITH THE META I fine-tune the blogroll.

LINKING UP
I've added a link to the Online Writing Workshop Web page. If you're not a member, this isn't of much use to you, since it's a closed site.

Howsomever ... if you are a writer in need of a community of likeminded souls, you could look far and wide and not find a better one.

I've also added a link to another online workshop--Critters.

I belong to both and have found each of value. I suspect that, in this day and age, and given the Xtreme Darwinian nature of the sport of writing--particularly in the field of speculative fiction--it may be nigh well impossible for a writer to develop his or her skills to a professionally-publishable level without the aid of a workshop or similar venue.

There are of course live, face-to-face workshops, with intense curricula, which allow rapid growth on the part of an author. Attendance at some would seem a virtual guarantee of publication.

But these online venues permit the neophyte, (or the developing old-timer), to develop at a more relaxed pace, even to work such development into and around an already-full life. Something which I daresay a prospective attendee of, say, Clarion workshops, would find it hard to do.

:: Mark Alger 8:08 PM

The OWW site isn't entirely closed. There is, for example, a Hall of Fame -- a brief precis of some of the accomplishments of alumni. One of the first members listed, and I was unaware of this at the time, although I was a member then, was Jim Butcher. There's a notice of his first sales of the Dresden Files, which -- at least early on -- were workshopped at OWW.

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ten Years Ago At This Hour...

SOME CRACKER barrel philisophizing:

TRUTH TO FORM
A lot of folks on the kneejerk Left seem surprised when conservatives and libertarians exhibit non-knuckle-dragging intellectual development. I would say the quote below, from the Vice-President's wife, is closer to capital-T Truth than anything the pomo primates have ever uttered.

"Without the idea that we live in reality... compassion is impossible and so is any other virtue one could name. Nothing beyond the gratification of the moment matters in such a world, not fairness, not justice, not responsibility, not honor. None of them matters because in such a world none of them exists."

--Lynne Cheney Telling the Truth (Simon & Schuster, 1996)

And what does this have to do with La Muñequita? Simple: Dolly's world includes Real Live Gods. Olympians. Middle-eastern orgiasts. The Egyptian mystics. But it is manifestly our world. What's up with that?{eyebrow bounce}

The idea of reality-bending being central to the setting, we must consider in full the ramifications. If a man is without memory, how can his life have meaning? If reality derives from consensus, is not absolute and objective, how can good and evil have any meaning? Is the straining of the individual to realize his or her own life the only Truth?

Dolly's life is a journey in search of Love. How can Love have meaning without an objective, external framework by which to define it?

I promise these matters will be handled with a light touch and that the story will not be subordinated to philosophical maunderings.

:: Mark Alger 6:37 PM

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ten Years Ago At This Hour...

GETTING META and the birth of the blogroll.

PLAYING WITH THE TOY
I've changed the template -- discovered Blog Skins, and so may do even more in the future. This one is called The Sandbox at Night, which I like almost as much for the title -- dark and romantic--as for its appearance. It's designed by Eliza Wee, who ought to get the credit for it.

But it has provisions for links, which I like. I've added two of mine. Andrew Sullivan's blog is a place I visit daily for news and attitude. AS also provides a touchstone of what can be done with sufficient talent and will and a blog. Dollspace is someplace I discovered by accident, (some notes on that in a bit). I have no idea what it's about, since I don't read Japanese. (Did I mention that the site is in Japanese?) But the images there of the dolls--startlingly human-like--are hauntingly beautiful. The fitting serendipity of finding the site when I am engaged in writing a story about a doll come to life is ... magic.

Part of my intention with this blog, (here he goes getting serious again--get out the nerf bats!), is to share these moments of serendipity-doo-dah with ... you. You being anybody who stops by.

:: Mark Alger 5:59 PM

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Used to be the Daily Dish was on everybody's blogroll. Then Sully got his fallopian tubes in a knot over DOMA and, now, I couldn't even tell you where to find him in the 'Sphere.

Fallopian tubes?

It's a metaphor, Dolly. Go with it.

WHAT. Everrrr.

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ten Years Ago At This Hour...

WHAT IS THIS THING?
An interesting -- I hope -- log of a journey of discovery going on in parallel with the writing of a novel.

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WHAT IS A BABY TROLL?
A Baby Troll is Dolly and Dolly is the Baby Troll.

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OK, WISEASS! WHO IS DOLLY? Thought you'd never ask. Dolly is Gabrielle Dolly -- the central character of my magnum opus. She is a a created being, born of the accidental casting of a soul into a plastic Gabrielle Dolly -- an action figure, a merchandising tie-in to Xena: Warrior Princess, a Barbie-Doll-like toy. Like Pinocchio, she quickly conceives the desire to become a Real Grrl.

Dolly's story started out as fan fiction. It quickly became apparent to me that--if I were up to it--she could entertain a wider audience than the few hundred or thousand who read her stories on the Xenaverse. So, a little while ago -- too long, it sometimes seems [And even longer, now, ten years later, but we're still working on it -- Ed.] -- I started out on the weird odyssey of bringing Dolly to a wider audience.

I'm an impatient sort. I want so badly to publish something every day. But, of course, Dolly's stories don't come complete or fit for public consumption that quickly. The current one, called Geppetto's Log, has been in the works in one form or another for over a year, now, and even the plot is only three-quarters done.

So the blog. What I intend to post -- right now: obviously subject to change -- are the little nuggets I discover along the way: bits of wisdom or fascinating knowledge, the little raindrops of inspiration that don't seem to fit, the exciting fragments and bits of the story that come out of sequence or subject to extensive change. It is my hope that this will aid my mental processes, but also that it will entertain and -- perhaps -- delight.

And who knows? Maybe, having been exposed to Dolly this way, you may some day be moved to buy a story about her. {evil grin}

:: Mark Alger 3:39 PM

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ten Years Ago At This Hour...

AT LAST! Some real bloggage. Zero to -- well, you decide -- in 30 minutes.

Down to business. It's a rainy Sunday afternoon in Cincinnati and I have finally ginned up the courage or whatever to get this started. I've been thinking about it--doing a blog--for a long time. I've been thinking of keeping a journal for longer and have never somehow gotten around to it.

So--you say--f***ing what?

Good question. I'm a writer. I AM a writer. That is, all my life, whenever somebody's asked me, "What are you?" I've answered -- if only to myself -- I'm a writer. It's my self-image. And, like many writers, I've searched forever for ways of organizing my thoughts external to myself. I've gone the spiral-bound stenopad route. I've gone the excrutiatingly precious blank book route. And now, in the digital age, I'm trying various electronic storage methods.

And isn't he just too f***ing serious? Sorry. I'm going to go eat lunch.

:: Mark Alger 2:46 PM

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ten Years Ago At This Hour...

THE SECOND post. And, already, self-referential.

I'm sure every blog startup in the history of the Universe has shown the earmarks of a confused blogger at the keyboard.

:: Mark Alger 2:14 PM

It might be of some slight interest that this may have actually been before the coining of the term blogosphere.

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ten Years Ago Today At This Hour...

THE FIRST post. Already, something was going wrong...

OK ... I missed something, here. Where'd it go?

:: Mark Alger 2:13 PM

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Blogiversary Number 10...

WITH THE DEMISE of CompuServe as the epicenter of Cyberspace (well, for me, it was), we who had lived there for years were suddenly cast out on the wider Internet. It wasn't exactly new to us. We had, after all, participated in the initial growth and formation of the Web, put up with all the teenagers from AOL and the annoying silver ponytails of the Well. But it was uncomfortable. It didn't work as well. It was slow and clunky and irritatingly irrelevant.

Then, sometime around 9/11, I heard Rush Limbaugh talking about these things called blogs. He mentioned Andrew Sullivan and a few others. I started reading them. And, in seeming no time, got the bug myself.

And, ten years ago today, I signed up for a Blogger account and started this blog. It's still there. babytrollblog dot blogspot dot com. I keep it as a backup, although I haven't used it as such since February 7, 2004, when a change of hosts took the site off the air for a latency period. I posted the explanation for my -- approximately five -- readers.

So about then was when I went to professional hosting and a paid-for content management system (Expression Engine, if you care). Since then, Sitemeter claims a half a million visits, though it was stuck at 300,000 for about five years, so I'm dubious. Engine Hosting, meantime, reports five million page views. It doesn't bother me enough to fight with Sitemeter to fix it, so I suppose the lower number stands as -- scorn quotes -- "official."

I haven't had an Instalanche, but I have had a couple of Kim-a-lanches and linky love from other Big Name Bloggers. I've been a Large Mammaried Individual in the TTLB Ecosystem, so BTB isn't exactly chopped liver, albeit without the bag of chips. And I've been stalked for fifteen minutes by Media Matters, so I guess, in some small way, I arrived awhile back. And I'm content with the slow-and-steady approach to growth.

Of the nearly-a-thousand registered members (and even that is a modest number, I'm given to understand), there are more than a lot who are spammers, I'm sure, but also more than a mere handful who are faithful visitors and readers of varying intensity, and they are, I believe, gems beyond price, so represent some success, even if my own terminal laziness might hold me back from greater things.

And, not least of all, I've made some good friends along the way. Even met some of them. Ain't cyperspace grand? Connects you with people you're simpatico with but would never have encountered in meat space.

Going forward, I'm in the process of changing over to WordPress for my CMS. It seems both simpler and more complex than Expression Engine, but it also seems better suited for my style and size of site than EE. And I think the folks at Ellis Labs would agree. At least, it seems so from their behavior. Once I get comfortable there (I'm practicing by helping my employer get set up in WordPress, as well as sandboxing new designs at markphilipalger dot dreamhosters dot com), this blog will move to the new system and host and become the center of a modest media empire centered around my writing and artwork. Stay tuned. Watch this space. More to come.

Don't I know how to have fun.

In aid of which, and to celebrate my first decade blogging, I'll be echoing posts from that first day throughout today, timed to appear at the same time they were originally posted, ten years ago.

So, pop open a virtual cold one, sit back, and enjoy.

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Thursday, April 19, 2012

Hashtag Headline (2)...

#ManEatsDog

...which, when you put it that way, should muster a hearty, "so what?" I guess.

But there's another thing going on, here. In business, they tell you should be ready to eat your own dogfood. It's commercial suicide for the executives of GM to drive BMWs. Or for lab rats at P&G to wipe their bums with AngelSoft.

So, maybe, in their own left-footed way, the O's are following that advice. Sort of.

By the way, I've had this song running through my head. Who did it? "I was in the kitchen, Seamus my dog was outside." Was that Pink Floyd?

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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Hashtag Headline:...

#ManBitesDog

You know, back when I was a young punk, when somebody executed a spectacular, world-class FAIL, we said of him that he had "bit the big one."

These days, it's more as though Da Prez has weenied out and bit the little one.

Can't even get that right, eh?

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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Quote of the Day...

...[I]n indie publishing, the writer does not give over control of his work to anyone.

--Dean Wesley Smith

I have been persuaded of the virtues of independent publication for some time.

Well, then, why don't you?

I'm a world-class procrastinator. I'm working on that.

But, coming from the community I do, (the Online Writers Workshop), it is a matter of course that a lot of my friends and acquaintances will be trad-pubbed, or seeking trad publication. (Of course, there are a few who are indy -- Hi, Lindsay! -- it's a mixed bag.) And I listen to the trad-pubbers and, in some cases, have to accept what they say for lack of countervailing evidence -- or even anecdotes.

But I must confess myself dubious.

And I realize here lately that this parallels my attitude toward the state: I will accept and stipulate for the sake of discussion that there are things that government can do better, at lower cost, or more efficiently than private enterprise. It only seems logical that there must be some. Somewhere out there. I just haven't encountered any, yet.

There have to be journeymen and midlisters out there making a good living with traditional publishers. Logic would dictate. It may even be that the overwhelming majority of full-time employed writers of fiction are published out of New York and environs.

I can't even say, "Just nobody I know," because it would be a lie.

But, even so, it seems the anecdotes line up on the opposite side.

For whatever it's worth.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Anent Roger Clements...

I AXE YA: why is it illegal to lie to Congress? Is there an exception clause in the First Amendment that somehow got left out of my copy? Otherwise: what part of "Congress shall make no law" escaped notice? It seems to me that, given Congress's very existence is an affront to Liberty, that august body would do well to trample more lightly when making importunate demands of its sovereigns.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

You Just Know Liberals Love...

POOR PEOPLE; they want to make so many of them.

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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Just Love All These Statists...

WHO WHEN CHEERING ON government predation on business in the name of so-called "anti-trust" whinge about "predatory" pricing. That is, pricing lower than the competition can or will offer.

That is, the crowd that which thinks profit is a dirty word love it when cronies of the party in power use the power of the state to protect their profit margins.

And screw the customer.

::wobbita:: Wait just a second! That's a bit of a jump!

Really? You think so? Riddle me this, bat-girl: For whose benefit does the market exist?

(Sensing a trap.) Erm... the buyer?

The customer?

Uh-huh...

And, yet, who benefits when profit margins are maintained?

Um... the seller?

NOT the buyer, then...?

Right.

So, coming back around to my leapt-to conclusion, who is getting screwed when the low-price leader in a market is brought to heel?

The customer?

Still leaping here?

Uh... no...?

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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Progress Report...

AFTER TOO LONG letting it lie fallow, I've taken up It's Dolly's Birthday again for more than mere nibbling around the edges, and done a solid day's work on it. I got about 3,000 new words, spread out over all chapters (rather than in a single, contiguous block). Re-ordered the scenes and chapters once again, for what I doubt will be the last time. Made a good start on a to-the-minute timeline (which -- trust me -- is necessary in some sequences). Figured out some puzzles that have been bothering me, made solid progress on others that still remain to be out-figured. I feel for once like it was a Saturday well-spent. Would there were more.

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Friday, April 13, 2012

Hillary Rosen...

CRONY CAPITALIST TOOL... and the Democrats double-down on the hate.

Mothers: do you support this crap? Really? Political hacks who think you're not a real woman assert that they and their cronies are fit to run your life?

Seriously?

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Friday, April 13, 2012

For the Longest Time, I Have Said...

ABOUT THE SO-CALLED global warming phenomenon that the best we can say is that WHEN we've looked WHERE we've looked, the (ADJUSTED) data APPEARS to show a slight warming trend -- WHICH GETS LOST IN THE NOISE. EIB Network official climatologist, Dr. Roy Spencer, of the University of Alabama Huntsville (UAH) and the super-whatsis of the NASA's satellite temperature measurement lashup has done some analysis of the data sets. He confirms at least half what have been my main suspicions from the beginning -- 1) we don't know -- CAN'T know the real, true temperature of the earth to within plus-or-minus the noise, 2) all adjustments appear to add to warming, which makes no sense whatsoever, no matter what the liars-who-figure say. All of your recording equipment and processes CAN'T be biased the same direction.

His conclusion is that ALL apparent warming over the last forty years (in short, for the entire period the "problem" has been being panic-mongered by Hansen and that ilk -- since when the sky-is-falling bit flipped from The Coming Ice Age to The Coming Meltocalypse) is due to "adjustments" to the data sets. All.

Yes, Virginia, Global Warming is man-made -- it's been made up of a whole cloth by the scammers in the climate establishment to advance the adgenda of an anti-American, anti-human death cult.

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Looks Like Friday the Thirteen...

COMED OF A FRIDAY this month.

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Didn’t Have the “Luxury” of...

[MOOCHELLE] NOT WORKING, sez the Prez.

Yeah. Right.

'Cause it's really hard work being a rent-seeking parasite.

Doncha know...

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Hillary Rosen Says, “What?”...

SO RICH PEOPLE take no thought for the economic future of their children. They're not worried with rapacious leftists slavering after their hard-earned wealth? Hmm. Interesting.

So put Rosen on the shelf next to Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz as being textbook cases of liberal stupidity. It's a long shelf and growing.

A-a-a-and... the party of Occupy Your Shorts hires as a spokesmodel the ultimate tool of greedy corporations. No. No situation ethics there.

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

I Guess This Is Just a Matter of Opinion...

AND A THOUSAND years of experience in book design and readability goes out the window once engineers get their hands on it. A thirty year career as a world-class designer similarly goes out the window because only twenty of that has been aided by computers. Oh. Excuse me. All thirty has been computer-aided, but only twenty has been "aided" by art-illiterate engineers.

Don't think so? Try getting usable PostScript output from Microsoft Word. Or MS Publisher. Fah!

So, when people try to tell you that there should be a line space between paragraphs of text in online media, despite all contrary advice from other people who -- oh, I don't know... KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING -- you, of course, should listen to them.

I think Joel Friedlander is too kind to the idiots in his comments.

You don't think you're being a tad ... er ... dogmatic?

Not when it comes to vehemently rejecting page design advice from people who think that hypertext is a sensible protocol for conveying linear information, or that layout rules for scientific matter and for fiction should be the same. No. I don't.

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

I Hope the Story is Wrong...

THAT MITTENS WILL pick Ohio's own Rob Portman as his Veep. Yes, it would be a brilliant maneuver. Yes, it could presage a Portman run for Prez in 8 years -- a Good Thing for the Country, to be sure. The fly in the honey would be that Ohio would have to replace Portman in the Senate. Now, we do get to replace Sherrod Brown, the commie-symp moron from the north, this year. But we don't need to have to replace Portman, too.

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

An Interesting Read on Pricing EBooks...

FROM J.A. MARLOW with regard to Amazon's 47 North imprint, with a spicing of some RWA research. Food for thought -- and confirming ideas I've had for awhile, now. If you price your work too low, less will be thought of it. This in on all fours with my experience pricing commercial artwork. Sensitivity to price cuts both ways.

RTWT, as well as following the outlinks.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Observation 55 (New Series...

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Happy Birthday...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Toni.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

I See No Reason...

NOT TO GO WITH THE STRAIGHT talking points on this one.

The Buffet Ruse is a lie.

Given that the top whatever percent of taxpayers pay whatever percent of all income taxes, anyone who backs the concept of the Buffet Ruse with a straight face ought to be given no further credence on any subject.

You should not listen to them on matters political. You should not even accept their recommendation for summer beach reading. They are witless tools, with no connection whatsoever to reality.

Their employers, creditors -- hell, their churches -- should look at them askance and not ever trust their word on any subject from now til Kingdom Come.

Nor should anyone accept any statement at face value from anyone who believes them on the Buffet Ruse.

And, you, gentle reader, should stand at the sharp point of all this distrust. After all, the lies are aimed at you -- at shamelessly trying to arouse bigotry, envy, covetousness in your heart. And, after all is said and done, why should you trust them? If they are willing to lie on this subject, how can you ever believee anything they ever say ever again?

Hmmm?

Remember, my friends: friends don't let friends vote Democrat.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Spotted at Maggie’s...

AND PROBABLY a part of a post on a different subject altogether, but this list seems to me a pretty fair precis of the left's positions on life, the universe, and everything.

I could add a few more:

Add yours in comments.

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Thursday, April 05, 2012

Observation 54 (New Series)...

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Thursday, April 05, 2012

Quote of the Day...

Lie after lie after lie after lie.

--Sen Edward M. Kennedy D-MA (dec)

Trying to fisk Obama on the Supreme Court, on Constitutional law, on the economy, on commerce, on the budget, on regulation's costs and effects -- on anything -- is a fool's game. Simpler to say that the man is incapable of telling the truth.

And, if you recall that this same thing has been said of Democrat politicians of all levels and stripes, perhaps there's a lesson to be taken from that. (See below.)

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Thursday, April 05, 2012

Obama on the Supreme Court...

AS RUSH IS PUTTING IT he's trying to get the meme planted that "The Supreme Court is going to take away your health care." And, if you know that's not so, that the President lies through his teeth, and you're certain that no reasonable American could possibly swallow such a load of codswallop, remember this: Selected, Not Elected. The American Left has dined out for 12 years now on the lie that Al Gore really won the 2000 election and the Supreme Court forced George Bush on America. Never mind that, using the count Gore was suing to get, Bush won. Never mind that, counting every ballot possible, Bush won. The closest Gore got to winning would have been using the count that Bush wanted. But, objectively, Gore lost. Which is why the Right saw the whole, sordid affair as an attempt at electoral theft and called it Sore Loserman.

And, no, nobody on the Left is specifically smart or prescient enough to know that, twelve years later, yet another illegitimate power grab would be threatened by a Supreme Court operating within its constitutional limits and requiring the same of Congress and the President. But they did know that an honest Supreme Court, an uncorrupted Supreme Court would be a significant roadblock to their illegitimate aspirations. That what they (the Left) want to do is, to put it flatly, against the law. And, in order to get around the protections the Constitution emplaces around liberty and the rule of law, they'd have to dirty up the Supreme Court.

They've known it for decades.

And so, they've set about meticulously corrupting the Supreme Court, by running right up to the line of treason and dancing away before serious charges could be leveled, by nominating jurists and forcing their confirmation by barely acceptable and barely constitutional methods that nevertheless were born of bad faith intent, jurists who, well in advance of their nomination were clearly not suited for any seat on any bench, let alone on the Supreme Court, jurists nominated if for no other reason than to dilute the minimum standards of acceptability for Supreme Court Justices, by seeking at every turn to delegitimize in the eyes of the People both the actual text of the Constitution and the role of the Supreme Court in its defense.

That alone should be enough to cause you to withdraw your support from Democrats and to look askance at everything they stand for and propose. After all, if they'll lie, cheat, steal to get what you and they claim to want, how do you know you can trust them when it comes to your cherished dreams and aspirations?

To put it flatly, you can't. In fact, I will guarantee you that, if they ever achieve their ultimate aims -- totalitarian power -- you, their supporters, will be the first put up against a wall, your family charged for the bullet used to kill you. That is, if they're not liquidated along with you.

Bank on it.

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Just so's y' know: I didn't pick the fight.

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I don't PLAN on fightin' in a leather bikini with my midriff exposed and my boobs half hangin' out. It's just... sometimes a fight comes at you without giving you a chance to get all armored up. 'N' ya jus' gotta go to war in the unnerwear ya got on.

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READER ENDORSEMENTS

...[A]ssholes like Mark Alger... --some random anonymous feckwit on another blog

Welcome to the Dept. of Information, Mr. Alger, and sorry about the delay. --Emperor Darth Misha I

...the coveted "Silver Snickerdoodle of Excellence" ... --Ith of Absinthe and Cookies

Cincinnati novelist Mark Alger is one of nature's noblemen, and one of the best writers on the Web. Treat yourself. --Francis W. Porretto

Mark Alger is a writer, who just happens to blog. And if you're not checking him out you're doing yourself a disservice. --Raging Dave

Mark Alger's Baby Troll Blog, whose look at life and the world around him, along with pithy comments from the effervescent Dolly, deserve to be on everyone's required reading list. --Guy S.

YOUR QUOTE HERE

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SIG-BLOCK QUOTES

"Society has no right to be unjust to a single one of its members, ... the whole society minus one, is not authorised to obstruct the latter in his opinions, nor in those actions which are not harmful, in the use of his property or the exercise of his labour, save in those cases where that use or that exercise would obstruct another individual possessing the same rights."
--Benjamin Constant

"Individual liberty; Individual Responsibility."
--Russell Means

"When you want to blather away into the ether, collecting the accolades and shunning the negative response, you're not advocating for speech to be free -- you're advocating for talk to be cheap."
--Jane Galt

"A leftist idea can be recognized by three earmarks, It will be:
1)Founded in ignorance,
2) Focussed on irrelevance,
3) Engaged in wishful thinking.
--Mark Alger

4) "And threaten use of the coercive power of the state to extract compliance."
--Arnold's Corrollary (ed.)

"I could tolerate leftists if they had any coherent ideas for a better way to do things. But they don't. They cling stubbornly to failed brain-fart dreams that have been attempted over and over again with disastrous results, but they never learn. When better ideas come along, they simply screech and holler at them, then fling feces like the monkeys they are."
--Acidman

"All the extravagance and incompetence of our present government is due, in the main, to lawyers.They are responsible for nine-tenths of the useless and vicious laws that now clutter the statute-books, and for all the evils that go with the vain attempt to enforce them. Every Federal judge is a lawyer. So are most Congressmen. Every invasion of the plain rights of the citizen has a lawyer behind it. If all lawyers were hanged tomorrow, and their bones sold to a mah jong factory, we'd all be freer and safer, and our taxes would be reduced by almost a half."
-- H.L. Mencken.

Just One Question
Can you demonstrate one time or place, throughout all history, where the average person was made safer by restricting access to handheld weapons?
--Joe Huffman.

The Jews in the Attic Test
I looked at all laws that restricted freedom with a view to the impact it would have in a worst case scenario of our government run amok. Will this law make it difficult or impossible to protect innocent life from a government intent on their imprisonment or death? ...I told them I called this test my "Jews In The Attic Test". Furthermore I told them that if it fails this test no further discussion is really needed, the law must be opposed in the most vigorous manner possible.
--Joe Huffman

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APHORISMS
PASSED

"Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice; moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue."
-- Barry Goldwater

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"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
-- Thomas Jefferson

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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government...
-- Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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At the core of modern liberalism is the spoiled child -- miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
--P.J. O'Rourke

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[W]e're not facing a set of grievances that can be soothed and addressed. We're facing a radical ideology with unalterable objectives: to enslave whole nations and intimidate the world. No act of ours invited the rage of the killers, and no concession, bribe or act of appeasement would change or limit their plans for murder.

On the contrary, they target nations whose behavior they believe they can change through violence. Against such an enemy there is only one effective response: We will never back down, never give in and never accept anything less than complete victory.
--President George W. Bush

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THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman.
--Thomas Paine

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"How a politician stands on the Second Amendment tells you how he or she views you as an individual... as a trustworthy and productive citizen, or as part of an unruly crowd that needs to be lorded over, controlled, supervised, and taken care of."
----Texas State Rep. Suzanna Gratia-Hupp

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One bleeding-heart type asked me in a recent interview if I did not agree that "violence begets violence." I told him that it is my earnest endeavor to see that it does. I would like very much to ensure -- and in some cases I have -- that any man who offers violence to his fellow citizen begets a whole lot more in return than he can enjoy.
--Jeff Cooper

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The only sure way to get the money out of politics is to get the power out of government.
--Mark Alger

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When Obama says he wants to "spread the wealth," you can be sure it's your wealth he's talking about, not his.

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Carry your gun - it's a lighter burden than regret.
--Breda

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Only fools speak of "climate change" as though it were something remarkable or frightening. Climate is change.

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To all the hogs at the trough in DC: You don't get to waive my rights.

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
--George Orwell

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It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, "Peace, Peace!" -- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
--Patrick Henry

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Compromise, hell! That's what has happened to us all down the line - and that's the very cause of our woes. If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
--Jesse Helms

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