I Have This Ongoing

GRIPE WITH MY LOCAL Kroger. When they won’t carry something I want — a preferred brand, flavor, or package size — their excuse is, “It doesn’t sell very well.”

To which I reply, “Well, of course not! It’s never in stock!” You can’t sell it if it isn’t there to buy.

Of which I am reminded when I encounter this at Uncle’s place:

Machine guns are not in common use by law-abiding citizens for lawful purposes and therefore fall within the category of dangerous and unusual weapons that the government can prohibit for individual use.

Of course not, you feckwit! They’re illegal! Of course law-abiding citizens won’t use them!

What part of “shall not be infringed” is beyond your comprehension?

I must admit to a small amount of flabbergastion.

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