Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

SPEAKING OF DOLLY SAYING something inappropriate…

Hey! I’m ARMED!

…but oh, so deep…

Better…

And they say you’re exclusively self-winding.

Oooo! ::Yosemite Sam slow burn::

Toni was reminiscing last night about how the bar she used to tend at (and we used to hang at — even had our wedding reception there) was famous — or infamous, if you prefer — for its participation in the city’s St. Patrick’s Day parade. The owner would rent a big flatbed truck. He’d decorate it with a hula-skirt border in green and those tacky foil shamrocks and cardboard cutout leprechauns, put a keg of green beer on it, and invite a bunch of his cronies. They’d follow the parade route, drinking and being rowdy.

All right so far?

After some number of repeat performances, the bar was kicked out of the parade. The organizing committee put it: “No redeeming social value.”

Now, I ask you…

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