Dateline Oslo

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE committee, not satisfied with having turned the notion of “peace” on its head by awarding corrupt terrorist and genocidal maniac Yassir Arafat and corrupt kleptocraft Kofi Annan, now has issued what this writer believes may be the first vaporware Peace Prize to the Junior Senator from Illinois, still a probationary President of the United States at the time of his ascension.

Apparently on the basis that Probie Prez hopes to bring about change the world can get behind.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

You sound as though you think any Nobel outside the hard sciences ever meant anything.

Do I? Sorry. Didn’t mean to.

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